Tue 01 May - 10yo boy nude!

PITT GETS FREEBIES WHILE JOLIE FILMS MOVIE

Hollywood actress ANGELINA JOLIE has reportedly made a string of demands to keep lover BRAD PITT happy while she films new movie in the Czech Republic.

The Lara Croft star agreed to replace Halle Berry in the action film, but only if movie bosses agreed to provide free helicopter lessons and a mansion with a helipad for her husband.

Bart Simpson goes nude

Bart Simpson will appear nude in the new 'Simpsons' movie.

The world famous cartoon troublemaker will "flash his little part to the entire world" in a scene where he has to skateboard naked after accepting a dare from father Homer.

Artist Kills Off Paris

It's morbid and disturbing, but will definitely bring the message home about drink-driving.

It's a sculpture of Paris Hilton's naked corpse... Titled Paris Hilton Autopsy, the work is part of a US public service announcement about the hazards of drinking and driving.

The life-sized piece depicts a supposedly-dead Paris in the nude... But if you thought that was odd enough, the sculpture even has an open belly with removable organs that visitors can pick through.

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Mon 30 Apr - Brain scan...

Peter's Brain Scan

Jordan has been by Peter Andre's bedside after doctors have given him a brain scan. Pete has undergone a load of tests to try to figure out his mystery illness...

He was struck down two weeks ago with the sickness and was rushed to hospital last weekend after Jordan made a 999 emergency call.

Paris Hilton's Prince humiliation

Prince humiliated Paris Hilton by challenging her to sing live, it has been reported.

The legendary musician, who was performing at Las Vegas' Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino on April 21, invited Paris to join him on stage.

As Paris excitedly dashed up to meet the pop superstar, Prince handed her a microphone and allegedly said to the audience, "Lets see if she can really sing!"

According to Us Weekly magazine, an angry and humiliated Paris stormed off the stage and left the club minutes later.

Is Angelina Jolie ill with a deadly disease?

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is reportedly suffering from a deadly disease, according to an influential showbiz newspaper.

Jolie's recent weight loss and her emaciated and exhausted appearance at a charity news conference in Washington has sparked off reports that she is seriously ill.

Pre-publication shots of the cover demonstrate headlines claiming Jolie is losing her hair, suffers uncontrollable shaking and is diseased by blinding headaches.

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Fri 27 Apr - Hugh Grant ARRESTED!

MAGUIRE'S MASSIVE MOVE DEMANDS

Hollywood actor TOBEY MAGUIRE insists on taking his own personal chef and entourage on tour to promote the new Spider-Man movie.

The star also requests his fiancee Jennifer Meyer and daughter Ruby accompany him as well giving movie bosses a lengthy list of specific requests to keep him happy.

A source tells PageSix: "Two cases of the water he likes, a rocking chair in his hotel bedroom, and a full-size refrigerator."

Vince Vaughn's Aniston sleepover

Vince Vaughn spent the night with Jennifer Aniston at the weekend, it has been claimed.

'The Wedding Crashers' star - who split from the former 'Friends' actress in December - drove to her Hollywood Hills mansion on Saturday (21.04.07) in his blue Pontiac Firebird convertible and stayed the night.

A witness told Us Weekly magazine: "Vince didn't leave until 5pm the next day."

Grant arrested over 'baked beans attack'

HUGH Grant has been arrested and questioned by police after a photographer accused the British actor of attacking him with a tub of baked beans.

Photographer Ian Whittaker told the Daily Star tabloid that he and Grant, 46, clashed near the home of the Four Weddings and a Funeral star.

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Thu 26 Apr - Who loves a good aussie cab?

Sheryl Crow's uneasy rider

Sheryl Crow's rider demands for her 'Stop Global Warming College Tour' reportedly included four buses, six cars and three tractor trailers for her entourage.

The singer - who travelled on a bio-diesel bus for two weeks during the tour - is said to have made the environmentally unfriendly request to ensure her staff travelled in comfort.

Sheryl also reportedly requires a variety of alcoholic beverages, depending on what day of the week her shows fall.

If she performs on a Tuesday Sheryl requires gin, on Thursdays she wants champagne, while on Fridays she demands tequila.

The 45-year-old also asks for 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, six bottles of 'local' beer, along with "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot" wine.

Moakler Posts Hilton And Lohan Phone Numbers Online.

Beauty queen Shanna Moakler has infuriated Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan after posting their contact details on her MySpace page.

Moakler famously fell out with hotel heiress Hilton last October (06) when the socialite was romantically linked to the former Miss Usa's then-estranged husband Travis Barker.

Hugh Grant's bean attack

Hugh Grant hurled a tub of baked beans at a photographer yesterday (24.04.07).

The actor was walking near his West London home at 10am and lashed out when a photographer asked if he could take his picture.

The star allegedly kicked him three times and kneed him near the groin.

Whittaker described how the 'Music and Lyrics' star then picked up a takeaway container full of beans and threw it at him.

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Tues 24th Apr - The most expensive movie ever made

Keith Richards' mother dies

THE mother of rocker Keith Richards has died at the age of 91 of cancer. The Rolling Stone, 63, had been keeping a vigil at his mother Doris's bedside since her diagnosis.

Richards extended his stay in London to be with his mother, who died peacefully in her sleep on Saturday.

Richards recently retracted a comment in a magazine interview that he snorted his father's ashes in a line of cocaine.

Spider-Man 3's web of cash

'Spider-Man 3' is rumoured to be the most expensive movie ever made. According to reports, the film - which is based on the popular Marvel comic book series - cost more than $500 million to make.

However, the sum has been much disputed with some Hollywood insiders struggling to accept that so much money was spent on it. 'Spider-Man 3' producer Laura Ziskin told the New York Post newspaper: "I refuse to say the real number because it makes me choke. 'Spider-Man 3' was a super-expensive movie - the most expensive film we've ever made. But there's no way you can get to $300 million."

A Sony representative claims the film cost $270 million.

Paris Hilton gets close with Federline

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline got friendly while partying together in Las Vegas.

The hotel heiress and Kevin, the estranged husband of Paris' one-time friend Britney Spears', were spotted "flirting" on Tao nightclub's dancefloor on Friday (20.04.07).

A source said: "They were both dancing and seemed very wrapped up in each other. "It didn't look as though either of them were thinking too much about Britney."

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Mon 23 Apr - Which aussie was in a car crash over the weekend

Eric Bana in Car Crash

Film star Eric Bana who has starred in "Munich" and "The Hulk" " crashed his car into trees while taking part in the Targa Tasmania in Australia.

He and his co-driver were unhurt but could not continue the race.

Bana said: "We were still being cautious but we had found a fairly comfortable rhythm and were really starting to enjoy ourselves as we got used to the car," Bana told the Associated Press news agency.

"But I misjudged a tight left-hander and we went in a little too fast - the car understeered off the road and got onto the gravel and we went into a couple of trees at a fairly low speed."

Billionaire books J-Lo

A Russian billionaire has paid £1.5million to book Jennifer Lopez to sing for his wife's 30th birthday. Banker Andrei Melnichenko, 35, is flying in the star to entertain model Aleksandra and 60 guests at his UK home, reports The Sun.

Jess to join the Pussycat Dolls

JESSICA SIMPSON will send temperatures racing in Las Vegas next month when she dons stockings and suspenders to dance with The Pussycat Dolls. The Dukes Of Hazzard star - currently dating musician JOHN MAYER - hopes the saucy performance at Pure nightclub on May 4 will revive her sexy image.

To celebrate the news I've put together a slideshow of other celebs who have danced with the Dolls including CARMEN ELECTRA, KELLY OSBOURNE, SCARLETT JOHANSSON, PAMELA ANDERSON and CHRISTINA AGUILERA.

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Thu 19 Apr - Why is someone wearing fake boobs?

Britney Spears' wig addiction

Britney Spears has become addicted to buying wigs, it has been reported.

The troubled star has allegedly traded her party addiction for shopping - spending more than $60,000 on wigs, vintage hats, clothes, lingerie, perfume and jewellery in less than a month.

A source close to the 'Toxic' singer said Britney "has turned into a shopaholic".

Pete's fake tum

Jordan forced husband Peter Andre to wear a false stomach - so he knows what it feels like to be pregnant.

The glamour model got Peter, 34, to don the 30lb 'empathy belly' with fake boobs and a bump, reports the Sun.

She wanted him to "suffer" like she is with her third child on the way.

Jordan, who is house hunting in LA, also revealed she has slapped a sex ban on singer Pete. She said: "I feel really gross and I'm knackered so the last thing I want to do is have sex."

NOT TOO SEXY FOR MAYOR

The lead singer of Right Said Fred has announced that he is running for mayor of London.

Richard Fairbrass is not too sexy for the congestion charge and this is the singer's main qualm as he vows to enter the next city elections.

He's made some enquiries about how to run and has said the Right Said Fred option could change things.

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Thu 19 Apr - Why is someone wearing fake boobs?

Britney Spears' wig addiction

Britney Spears has become addicted to buying wigs, it has been reported.

The troubled star has allegedly traded her party addiction for shopping - spending more than $60,000 on wigs, vintage hats, clothes, lingerie, perfume and jewellery in less than a month.

A source close to the 'Toxic' singer said Britney "has turned into a shopaholic".

Pete's fake tum

Jordan forced husband Peter Andre to wear a false stomach - so he knows what it feels like to be pregnant.

The glamour model got Peter, 34, to don the 30lb 'empathy belly' with fake boobs and a bump, reports the Sun.

She wanted him to "suffer" like she is with her third child on the way.

Jordan, who is house hunting in LA, also revealed she has slapped a sex ban on singer Pete. She said: "I feel really gross and I'm knackered so the last thing I want to do is have sex."

NOT TOO SEXY FOR MAYOR

The lead singer of Right Said Fred has announced that he is running for mayor of London.

Richard Fairbrass is not too sexy for the congestion charge and this is the singer's main qualm as he vows to enter the next city elections.

He's made some enquiries about how to run and has said the Right Said Fred option could change things.

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Wed 18 Apr - Indiana Jones hitched?

Lindsay Lohan's lesbian love?

Lindsay Lohan is rumoured to be having a lesbian affair.

The 'Mean Girls' star - who is currently in Japan for a fashion shoot - is said to be more than just friends with DJ Samantha Ronson, who has accompanied her on her trip.

WIGGLE WELCOMES SON

THE WIGGLES star ANTHONY FIELD is celebrating after the birth of his first son.

Baby Antonio Carlos was born to the children's entertainer and his wife Miki at Sydney's Royal Prince Alfred Women and Babies Hospital in Australia on Friday (13Apr07).

The couple already has two daughters, baby Maria Claire and three-year-old Lucia Angela.

Harrison Ford engaged

Harrison Ford is engaged to long-term love Calista Flockhart.

The 64-year-old actor popped the question to Calista, 42, on April Fool's Day (01.04.07) and the thrilled former 'Ally McBeal' actress accepted.

Harrison enlisted the help of Calista's six-year-old adopted son Liam for the proposal.

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Tues 17 Apr - Is Sean sick?

Bruce Willis' Daughter Plans Name Change.

BRUCE WILLIS and DEMI MOORE's teenage daughter Talullah is legally changing her name - because she has never liked the one her parents picked for her.

Willis went public with his 13-year-old's name-change plans during a taped appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman on Thursday (12Apr07).

He revealed, "She wanted me to mention here on the big show that she's legally changing her name from Talullah to Lula, just Lula. She doesn't like her name."

He adds, "I didn't care for my name... especially after my father told me that he named me after Bruce Wayne, Playboy millionaire."

Justin Timberlake's nose pick

The 'SexyBack' singer admits his worst habit is his penchant for a nasal rummage but insists he isn't embarrassed to admit it.

He said: "I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey there then just pick it man!"

Sean Connery's cancer secret

Sean Connery has had secret throat cancer fears for 20 years, but doctors have now given him the all-clear.

The legendary actor has been having tests for two decades to determine whether growths in his throat were cancerous.

His brother Neil has now revealed he and the star both suffer from polyps.

Jared Leto's love score

Jared Leto's lovemaking has been given seven out of ten by a Penthouse model.

Penthouse Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne claims she bedded the 'Fight Club' star after he asked her for her phone number at an album signing for his band 30 Seconds to Mars.

Krista told Steppin' Out magazine: "Jared isn't bad in bed. I'd give him a 7 on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Mon 16 Apr - The mummy is back!

Brendan Fraser returns to Mummy

Brendan Fraser is to star in 'The Mummy 3'. The actor has signed up for the action sequel but his co-star from the previous two instalments Rachel Weisz will not be reprising her role as Evelyn Carnahan O'Connell.

Martial arts expert Jet Li is to star as a villain in the movie which will be set in China, while Rob Cohen - whose previous films include 'Stealth' and 'The Fast and the Furious' - is taking the helm as director.

'The Mummy 3' is scheduled for a 2008 release and filming will start in the late summer.

Scarlett Johansson finds monogamy unnatural!

American actress Scarlett Johansson does not think it is natural for human beings to be monogamous.

The 'Lost In Translation' star revealed that when in a relationship, she has to work hard to keep her mind off other guys.

When hungover Keith Richards threw a pet canary out the window!

Rolling Stones guitarist once threw pal Ronnie Wood's son's pet canary out the window, thinking it was an irritating alarm clock.

The rocker had been nursing a massive hangover when he visited Wood.

However the bird, owned by Wood's then 5-year old son Jamie was making such a racket that Richards ended up plucking the canary from its perch and throwing it out the window.

When Wood asked Richards why he had thrown his son's pet away, the rockers answer was simple - he hadn't realised that the bird was real.

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Fri 13 Apr - Who has 5 stalkers at once!

Victoria Beckham's wine diet

Victoria Beckham is reportedly drinking wine to increase her appetite.

The former Spice Girl - who is reported to have shrunk to a US size 0, a UK size 4 - is tired of people criticising her for being underweight and has turned to alcohol to "give her the munchies".

A source told Closer magazine: "It's the reason she has a drink. If she has a wine or two then she'll have an appetite like everyone gets when they're on a night out and drinking.

Madonna's Timberlake album

Justin Timberlake is writing songs for Madonna.

The Grammy award-winning star has revealed he is collaborating with Madonna on her new album, and was in a London studio with her yesterday

Hanks to get biggest ever paycheque in history for 'Da Vinci Code' prequel

Tom Hanks is going to be paid BIG money to reprise his role in the 'Da Vinci Code' prequel 'Angels and Demons'.

So huge is the amount in fact, that a source revealed to Cinemablend.com that it will make the payment of any other actor seem like a pittance.

(It's the) biggest salary ever paid to an actor in the history of Hollywood, Moviehole.net quoted the source, as telling the site.

Leonardo DiCaprio to be dad

Leonardo DiCaprio is to become a dad.

The 32-year-old actor and his Israeli model girlfriend Bar Rafaeli, 21, are reportedly expecting their first child together this autumn.

Keira's Five Stalkers

Dealing with one stalker is nightmare enough.

But Keira Knightley has revealed she has got a few followers to worry about. "I'm being stalked by five men.

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Thu 12 Apr - Whos going to jail for their wedding?

COULD LIZ HURLEY’S INDIAN WEDDING LAND HER BEHIND BARS?

Just one month after a marathon dream wedding that spanned two continents and set of a paparazzi riot, the honeymoon may be over for Elizabeth Hurley.

But could the actress and her new husband Arun Nayar actually be facing jail time over their Indian wedding?

Access Hollywood has learned an Indian man - who knows neither bride nor groom - is reportedly trying to declare their actions illegal on the following grounds:

-Showing excess flesh in her Indian garb.
-Kissing during the ceremony, which is against Hindu culture.
-Drinking alcohol before the wedding.
-Elizabeth not removing her shoes during the ceremony.

Brangelina's latest acquisition - a 70m yacht!

Angelina Jolie and beau Brad Pitt are planning to set sail on a yacht that will reportedly make a 70 million pounds hole in their bank balance.

The 'Mr and Mrs Smith' stars have allegedly ordered the luxury 240ft, three-decker from an Italian boat builder.

As for what facilities the yacht has that it costs so much, well six ensuite bedrooms - kitted out with luxury marble and gold fittings - a swimming pool, helicopter pad and gym are just some of the features that have reportedly blown Brangelina away.

Britney Spears' lipo denial

Britney Spears has denied she's had liposuction. The 'Toxic' singer was rumoured to have had the treatment in Las Vegas on Monday (09.04.07) to get her figure in shape for her pop comeback.

Britney's representative has denied the claims.

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Wed 11 Apr - Hottest body in the world

Scarlett Johansson tops 'Sexiest body in the World' poll

Young starlet actress Scarlett Johansson has been named the celeb with the sexiest body in the world, according to a poll of 5,000 women respondents.

Glamour magazine that conducted the survey noted that the 22-year-old has a body that can even challenge the hot Marilyn Monroe, and that Johansson depicts old-Hollywood chic

1 Scarlett Johansson
2 Jessica Alba
3 Gisele Bundchen
4 Jennifer Aniston
5 Angelina Jolie
6 Mischa Barton
7 Rachel Bilson
8 Beyonce
9 Jennifer Lopez
10 Kelly Brook

Heidi Klum creates a splash in the pool at jewellery promotion event!

German model and actress Heidi Klum definitely had her foot on the wrong place, because she ended up landing in the pool at a jewellery promotion event in Beverly Hills.

The 33-year-old arrived almost two hours late for the event, and as she made her way into the Beverly Hills Hotel, she lost her step and landed in the swimming pool, reports the Sun.

Kirsten Dunst's pot of peace

Kirsten Dunst believes the world would be a "better place" if more people smoked marijuana.

The 'Spider-Man' actress has admitted she enjoys using cannabis and has branded America's strict marijuana laws as "ridiculous". "

I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place."

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Tue 10 Apr - Suicide watch

Ralph Fiennes' Mile High Friend Attempts Suicide

The Australian flight attendant who had sex with Ralph Fiennes in an aeroplane toilet has reportedly attempted suicide after she was fired for the scandalous act.

Ex-Qantas employee Lisa Robertson, who was fired in February (06) after admitting to the tryst with the Maid In Manhattan star, felt so destitute she swallowed prescription painkillers in an attempt to end her life - reports British newspaper

The People. Upon waking up four hours later, Robertson realised suicide was a mistake and sought help.

Fiennes hostie gets hot

SHE infamously got her gear off for Ralph Fiennes mid-air, now sacked Qantas hostess Lisa Roberston is doing it again - this time for a men's magazine.

The down-and-out trolley dolly, who lost her job after a mile-high tryst with the Hollywood actor, is trying to reinvent herself as a lingerie model.

And while her tarnished reputation may prevent her from making the Victoria's Secret catalogue, a made-over Robertson has quickly found a home in the pages of Zoo Weekly.

Nicole Kidman Pregnant

Nicole Kidman is pregnant, we can reveal. Friends of the movie star have told the News of The World newspaper she is "over the moon" after learning this week she's expecting a baby.

Nicole has already started shopping for baby gear.

Bruce Springsteen Joins Bruce Springsteen Tribute Concert

While not all unexpected, Bruce Springsteen fronted up on Thursday night for a tribute concert in his honor to raise funds for Music For Youth.

The fundraiser at New York's Carnegie Hall included performances from Steve Earle, The Bacon Brothers, Badly Drawn Boy and Pete Yorn as well as legend in her own right Patti Smith performing Bruce's song that she made famous 'Because The Night'.

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Mon 2 Apr - Little baby Borat

Isla Fisher's Borat baby

Isla Fisher is reportedly pregnant with fiancé Sacha Baron Cohen's baby.

The 'Wedding Crashers' actress reportedly announced the couple's happy news in Los Angeles' the Cat and Fiddle pub.

A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, 'We have got good news. I am pregnant.' "

Jessica Simpson's noisy passion

Jessica Simpson stunned guests at a Rome hotel by romping noisily with her lover John Mayer, it has been claimed.

The 'Employee of the Month' actress was seen having dinner with the American musician in the romantic Italian city before heading back to the exclusive luxury Hotel de Russie.

When they got back to their room the couple's energetic bedroom antics could reportedly be heard through the walls.

Madonna and Abba To Record As Mabba

Abba are to reform as a 5 piece group called Mabba and Madonna will be the M and fifth member.

The Mabba project follows the success of Madonna's 'Hung Up', which sampled Abba's 'Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)' and went on to not only become one of her biggest hits ever, but also generated a new generation of fans for Abba.

The Madonna fronted Mabba is expected to breath new life into the vintage Abba songs, with a dance version of 'Mama Mia' expected to be the first single.

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Fri 30 Mar - Even celebs have celeb shags!

Jim Carrey's OK cheat

Jim Carrey has reportedly given Jenny McCarthy permission to cheat on him - with Justin Timberlake.

Jenny and the 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' actor are said to be very in love but Jenny also has a crush on the 'SexyBack' singer.

Jim has reportedly given Jenny his blessing to go for it with Justin if she ever gets the chance.

Drew Barrymore's lesbian fling

Drew Barrymore reportedly had lesbian sex with a magazine editor.

Jane Pratt, the former editor of Jane magazine, claims she once had sex with the 'Music and Lyrics' actress. Pratt - who previously told US radio DJ Howard Stern she had slept with a woman - said on her new radio show:

"It was someone famous. I did have sex with Drew Barrymore.

Thora Birch's fatherly sex advice

Thora Birch's father coached her during the sex scenes of her latest movie.

The crew of 'The Winter of Frozen Dreams' were horrified when the 25-year-old 'American Beauty' star's father and manager - who is a former porn star - insisted on watching Thora's explicit scenes with 52-year-old Dean Winters.

A source told the New York Post newspaper: "It was so wrong. The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up."

The insider described Jack Birch - who met Thora's mother, Carol Connors, when they co-starred in infamous hardcore porn movie 'Deep Throat'.

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