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Wed 9 May - Who will play He Man?

He-Man Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt is set to star in a remake of 'He-Man'. The actor is wanted by Legendary Pictures - who made 'Superman Returns' - to play the Master of the Universe in a new movie version of the 80s cartoon series.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "They are very keen on Brad for the role. He will have to bulk up though - he is very fit but not to 'He-Man' proportions."

If Brad, 43, turns the role down, '300' actor Gerard Butler, 37, is reportedly ready to step in to play the part.

Eva Longoria's sex ban

Eva Longoria will not have sex until her wedding night. The 'Desperate Housewives' actress has imposed a 'no-sex' policy on her fiancé Tony Parker until the couple exchange vows in July.

Eva implemented the ban to help basketball star Tony reach the NBA play-offs with the San Antonio Spurs. The sex ban seems to be helping Tony's performance on the court - his team beat the Phoenix Suns on Sunday (06.05.07).

David's Family Ban

A judge has banned David Hasselhoff from seeing his two children. The ruling comes after a shocking video tape surfaced of the supposedly drunk actor.

A judge in Los Angeles suspended David's visitation rights with his two teenage daughters on Monday, the Associated Press reports.

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Tues 8 May - Coke scandle and its not the soft drink!

Paris Sent To Jail

There was high drama in an LA courtroom on Friday as Paris Hilton was sentenced to time in prison. The hotel heiress will spend 45 days behind bars.

The bubble burst for Paris after she was found guilty of breaking her probation. She had previously been banned from driving in September 2006, when she received 36 months of probation for alcohol-related reckless driving.

She was then caught driving on her suspended licence in January 2007, but was let off with a warning. But she was caught again in February 2007.

Dukes of Hazzard car sells for $12m on eBay

THE famous Dodge Charger from 1980s television show The Dukes of Hazzard has sold via an Internet auction for an astonishing $US9.9 million ($12 million), according to a page on eBay.com.

The 1969 car, known in the series as the "General Lee" and the nemesis of Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane in numerous chase scenes, was sold by actor John Schneider, who played Bo Duke in the long-running show.

It is believed to be the second highest price for a car sold at auction in history. The most expensive car in history was a 1931 Bugatti sold at auction by Christie's in 1987 for $US11 million ($13.4 million).

Lindsay Lohan In 'cocaine Scandal'.

Actress LINDSAY LOHAN appears to have returned to her wild ways, after she was filmed allegedly taking cocaine - less than two months since leaving rehab.

The troubled star - who claims to have sobered up after her recent stint at the Los Angeles Wonderland Center - is also reported to have bragged to friends about her sexual exploits with actors Jude Law and Spider-Man star James Franco as she partied at trendy Hollywood nightclub Teddy's.

A friend tells British newspaper the News Of The World: "That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am. She was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe... In an average night Lindsay will do two and a half grams of coke on her own.

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Fri 4 May - SPIDERMAN MAKES A KID CRY!

Spider-Man's 'reality' reduced young fan to tears!

Actor Tobey Maguire has decided never to disclose filmmaking secrets behind Spider-Man's super skills to young fans, after reducing one boy to tears.

And Maguire admitted that on one occasion he told a boy that his character couldn't climb buildings in reality, causing the child to weep.

Angelina Jolie's Olivier lap dance

Angelina Jolie has been seen giving Olivier Martinez a lap dance.

The Hollywood stars, who attended the premiere of Angelina's directorial debut 'A Place In Time' at New York's Tribeca Film Festival, headed to a small VIP after-party at Gin Lane restaurant.

Angelina reportedly performed a raunchy routine for Olivier at the party.

JUSTIN: I WANT TO WRITE COUNTRY MUSIC

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has admitted he would like to quit the limelight and go back to his country roots.

The boy from Tennessee has claimed he is keen to write country music and hip hop, which could prove to be a bizarre mix of styles.

Urban fitted with alcohol bracelet

NICOLE Kidman has husband Keith Urban on the equivalent of a ball and chain, according to wild gossip spreading on the internet.

The National Ledger says Kidman is so worried that her "country boy might backslide back into the booze, she will lock a remote-controlled alcohol monitor around his ankle."

The SCRAM is described as an ankle bracelet worn to test for alcohol vapours that come out of the skin. The tests will go on every 30 minutes for 90 days for Morgan, but the device can be set for any time frame.

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Wed 02 May - Britney exposes all!

HAS POSH SUCCUMBED TO TOM'S RELIGIOUS ADVANCES?

VICTORIA BECKHAM seems to be agreeing to learning more about the Scientology religion practised by friends TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES, sources suggest.

The wife of superstar footballer DAVID BECKHAM is reportedly keen to keep the Cruises on side after their friendship cooled following a lack of interest in the religion from the Beckhams.

A friend of Posh's told the paper: "Tom has made it clear their continued friendship depends on a commitment to Scientology.

Courtney Love's Nirvana pyjamas

Courtney Love still sleeps in late husband Kurt Cobain's pyjamas.

The widow of the Nirvana frontman wears his nightclothes to remind her of him, but fears she will never find love unless she moves on.

Courtney is now planning to auction a host of Kurt's belongings, including the beloved pyjamas.

She revealed to website Spinner.com: "I still wear his pyjamas to bed. How am I ever going to go form another relationship in my lifetime wearing Kurt's pyjamas?

Britney’s Tell All

Her main target is said to be Justin Timberlake. She’s already filled up three legal pads and has four publishers bidding on it.

Among other things, she reveals that Justin broke up with her after she admitted she slept with her choreographer. She says she was paying him back for cheating on her with a different girl in every city.

She also says that those stories about her being a virgin were complete fiction. She and Justin were doing it while they were still on the Mickey Mouse Club!

Britney was so inexperienced back then; she didn’t realize that Justin was a lousy lover. She thought sex was only supposed to last for 2 minutes.

The reason she married Federline is that he was the first man to ever satisfy her.

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Tue 01 May - 10yo boy nude!

PITT GETS FREEBIES WHILE JOLIE FILMS MOVIE

Hollywood actress ANGELINA JOLIE has reportedly made a string of demands to keep lover BRAD PITT happy while she films new movie in the Czech Republic.

The Lara Croft star agreed to replace Halle Berry in the action film, but only if movie bosses agreed to provide free helicopter lessons and a mansion with a helipad for her husband.

Bart Simpson goes nude

Bart Simpson will appear nude in the new 'Simpsons' movie.

The world famous cartoon troublemaker will "flash his little part to the entire world" in a scene where he has to skateboard naked after accepting a dare from father Homer.

Artist Kills Off Paris

It's morbid and disturbing, but will definitely bring the message home about drink-driving.

It's a sculpture of Paris Hilton's naked corpse... Titled Paris Hilton Autopsy, the work is part of a US public service announcement about the hazards of drinking and driving.

The life-sized piece depicts a supposedly-dead Paris in the nude... But if you thought that was odd enough, the sculpture even has an open belly with removable organs that visitors can pick through.

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Mon 30 Apr - Brain scan...

Peter's Brain Scan

Jordan has been by Peter Andre's bedside after doctors have given him a brain scan. Pete has undergone a load of tests to try to figure out his mystery illness...

He was struck down two weeks ago with the sickness and was rushed to hospital last weekend after Jordan made a 999 emergency call.

Paris Hilton's Prince humiliation

Prince humiliated Paris Hilton by challenging her to sing live, it has been reported.

The legendary musician, who was performing at Las Vegas' Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino on April 21, invited Paris to join him on stage.

As Paris excitedly dashed up to meet the pop superstar, Prince handed her a microphone and allegedly said to the audience, "Lets see if she can really sing!"

According to Us Weekly magazine, an angry and humiliated Paris stormed off the stage and left the club minutes later.

Is Angelina Jolie ill with a deadly disease?

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is reportedly suffering from a deadly disease, according to an influential showbiz newspaper.

Jolie's recent weight loss and her emaciated and exhausted appearance at a charity news conference in Washington has sparked off reports that she is seriously ill.

Pre-publication shots of the cover demonstrate headlines claiming Jolie is losing her hair, suffers uncontrollable shaking and is diseased by blinding headaches.

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